Intro: G C G D   (4 times)

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Once upon a time in Louisiana
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I found myself half wasted late at night
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I was drinking heavily with Jesus
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Talking about impacts of his life 

( chorus )
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Tell me, tell me Jesus
 D
Tell me, tell me more
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Why am I not happy?
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Why am I not rich?
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Why nobody loves me?
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Why life such a bitch?

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Bitch! B - I - T - C - H   (3 times)
Bitch!

Jesus looked at me kinda weird
I saw silver tears in his eyes
Cracking jokes and laughing through his beard
Drinking from a bottle fine red wine 

( chorus ) 

Jesus had a shot of Jose Cuervo
Then we had some whiskey on the rocks
Then we started dancing like two maniacs
Then he said to me:
JESUS.  You are a drunk.
WITNESSES.  Yeah...
JESUS.  You are a loser.
WITNESSES.  Yeah...
JESUS.  You are a womanizer.
WITNESSES.  Yeah...
JESUS & WITNESSES  (Raise glasses).  Hallelujah! 

    (chorus)

По аналогии с предыдущим постом этот тоже написан себе на память. На этот раз все те же Red Elvises и песня с последнего на сегодняшний день одноименного альбома "Drinking With Jesus". По запросу "Red Elvises drinking with jesus chords" снова ничего толкового не нашлось, поэтому пришлось искать аккорды и снимать их с видео:

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